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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

The holocaust

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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