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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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