Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Liverpool City Football Club

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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