why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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