Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Raveena Thandhan

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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