- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

What's two plus two? Window

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Soccer...

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

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