- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

there once was a frog with no leggs

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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