- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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