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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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