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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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