Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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