- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Horse.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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