- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What did the old man say? Im old

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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