Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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