- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

it's funny because it's funny

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

bologna

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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