Obama

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

WNBA

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why can't jokes spit?

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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