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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

KILL WHITEY

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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