- Anti Joke

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

I once did something.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.