What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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