Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

you will like this because i am black.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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