- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Sir, your wife is dead

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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