Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Sir, your wife is dead

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A bar walks into a man

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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You idiot.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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