Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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