J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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