- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What's two plus two? Window

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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