- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A seal walks into a club.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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