- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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