- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What is your bill about? Clinton

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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