- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

why are black people so fast? because there black

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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