What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

I once did something.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why can't jokes spit?

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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