why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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