have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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