- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Roses are red, violets are purple.

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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