- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

haha black people :D

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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