If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

John Cena

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

I had friends on the Death Star.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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