Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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alex is cool

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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