- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Whats cold and frozen? ice

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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