Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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