- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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