- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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