A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

I had friends on the Death Star.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Women's Rights

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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