- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

You idiot.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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