- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haha black people :D

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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