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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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