- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

John Cena

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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