What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Your text.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Your life

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Guess what? You guessed it.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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