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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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