Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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richard is fag

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