What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Guess what? You guessed it.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Your life

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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