Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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penisvaginaorgasm

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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