- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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