- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Guess what? You guessed it.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Your life

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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