- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

richard is fag

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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