How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Your life

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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