- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What's two plus two? Window

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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