What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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