whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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Anti Joke

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