Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

you will like this because i am black.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

WNBA

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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