What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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