- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What's two plus two? Window

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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