- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What's two plus two? Window

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

CFL

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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