- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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A cat playing laser tag.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What's two plus two? Window

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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