My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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