How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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black people

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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