Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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