- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

A mormon walks into a bar.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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