Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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