What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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