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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Guess what? You guessed it.

Roses are red, violets are purple.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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