How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A mormon walks into a bar.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What's round and orangey? An orange.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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