Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

A seal walks into a club.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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