- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

A mormon walks into a bar.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What's round and orangey? An orange.

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