What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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