An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Your life

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Guess what? You guessed it.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Dig Bick Your dislexic

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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