- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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