What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Your life

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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