Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Anti Joke

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