An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

A mormon walks into a bar.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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