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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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