- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??