What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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