What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Anti Joke

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