- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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