You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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