Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Fat people

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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