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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Womens rights.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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