What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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