What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Anti Joke

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