What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

thumb_up thumb_down -15

penisvaginaorgasm

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

thumb_up thumb_down -17

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

thumb_up thumb_down -17

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

thumb_up thumb_down -17

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops