- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Guess what? You guessed it.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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