- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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