- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Knock, Knock Come in

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

I had friends on the Death Star.